Birthday and my current Lab Division status

*Recycle jap autograph Vince for my birthday Last year... jeng..jeng..jeng....

Aku dan Urinology department...

This is my current face lah (bukan post-plastic surgery punya face ok!)... dekat Urinology department.... tak payahle aku tunjuk gambar urine.. takut you all masa tgk my blog nie tgh makan ke terus vomitt ..... But honestly.. even tempat nie selalu *busuk* (Ella Nok! jgn risau .. mak sembur Salvatore Ferragamo's Incanto Charms hari2... kellleesss gitu) ... aku suka tempat nie.. sebab.. Aku selalu ade bersama Persatuan G Anam (6) P D (G6PD)... busuk pun busuk lah... janji diorang ader...

Oh ye BTW.. let me introduce you to the people that always with me nearly everyday...

1) Yang nie nama dia Mr. Yeou... umur rahsia (hammmboihhh....) Status "tak mengaku dah berpunya cewek montok"... dia nie Head of Urinology Department.. kalau takde dia satu hari... Mesti boring giler... Aku tau ramai awek dah *jatuh chenta* kat mamat ===em sai keng=== nie Bercita-cita nak beli saham Southern Group ...(Diarrhea lar) ..... seriously Yeou looks very innocent type but he is dirty minded also hahahahhaha... kantoi

(aiya... Mesti dia tercekik baca paragraph nie.... Yeou.. I know you read this.. LOL)

2) Amoi Sarawakian comel nie.. my side kicks kat department Urinology... "very nahat" (nakal) one i tell you.... call her Kitty Kong.... dah macam2 nama gelaran staff lab bagi kat dia nie... paling famous is "Kitty Hong Kong", "King Kong", "Kitty Nahat"... macam2 lagi... Tak sah Staff lab tak usik dia satu hari... anyway Kitty very talkative one mmg kalah Machine Gun.... the way she talked in Mandarin buat lelaki ramai terpikat.... No wonder asal we all pegi rehat hari2 ade lah staff Chinese handsome (department lain) sengaja lalu depan Kitty.... hahaha.... Believe it .. Sampai ke Lab diorang *skodeng* Kitty.... Kitty tak percaya ... tak percaya tak pe...

*Ada lagi sebenarnya... Mr. Joseph selalu tolong I hari2.. selalu check kalau i ada buat silap masa analysis... and he's very cool dude lar....

Talk about Urine... I think all MLT will agree that Urine Dept. adalah division paling *busuk*.. not only analyzing the urine... MLT have to analyse Seminal fluid and sometimes have to analyze feces (najis)... Don't be fool by the Urine appearance... kalau warna urine it's pale yellow jgn terkejut bau dia pun 'hebat' jugak..... Urine nie.. kadang2 I baru bukak Container cap ajer.. terus bau meluru keluar... mengalahkan Cyanide.... Poning kepalo den

Paling best kalau dapat sampel air mani lelaki (Seminal fluid).. oh my goodness u can't imagine how many those sperms (Berudu LOL) moving around (in the microscope lar) 6 millions "berudu" in 5 ml ... some was like "The Rock".. some was like "Parkinson's Patient"... and some was like "losing their head" but the tail still moving... Yikessss !!!! (No.. I'm not freaked out when seeing those "berudu" because one day those "berudu" will come inside me what.... OMG !!!!! ) ..

For those man that not really take care of their diet (suka makan benda busuk).. they should know that their semen will smell *busuk* also.. some smells like "telur rebus basi" you know....

The feces.. no comment.. Bless to all MLT that sacrified their nose because of "accidentaly sniffing" the wrath of feces/urine/semen....

The Laboratory's Family