Thursday, October 11, 2007

Code Name: Bitch Next Door Part 3



Some of you may think, this posting is piece of crap. But in order to honour our Man. Women shouldn't do this to her special boyfriend or boyfriend or scandal or what so ever..


Dickhead: Hey Aziya, got new new story liao.
Me: What story?
Dickhead: You know i love see this couple. I'm glad they decided to get serious
Me: Which couple ?
Dickhead: Rock and Blue lar....
Me: *gasp* Choi lar you... &*^$%#-+)
Dickhead: Why not?... Blue was sexy and hot and Rock is also a hot stuff's Bachelor like volcano
Me: *puke*
Dickhead: I go to 1 utama recently... then i spotted both of them walking together... very "closing-closing" one and it was so nice Rock's holding Blue's handbag. Romantic walio !!!
Me: Holding whhhaaaaaatttt ???? Eh that Blue doesn't have hands to hold her own handbag arr????
Dickhead: Why ?? Rock is showing his "helping romantic" to her.. Eventhough she didn't hold any shopping bags...
Me: Gosh Dickhead, Rock is pathetic... where's the man pride ??? Blue also, why the hell she want Rock hold her own handbag??? it's not heavy I suppose... Apa she carry batu inside her handbag or what ?
Dickhead: Gosh Aziya... is there are problem with that ???
Me: For Me.. Yes there is a problem with that... Come on Dickhead, if women ask you to carry her handbag most of the day.. you like it or not? Think, think... Handbag is for private stuff... i mean "private".. I don't want somebody to hold my handbags. Even i go to toilet pun i don't like to ask my boy pegang my handbag.
Dickhead: I don't think i like holding my girl's handbag most of the day.
Me: Tau takpe... so who is pathetic now??? If women really love his man, she will not ask him to carry her private stuff. Kalau sekejap takpe. Like trying clothes at boutique ke... That's is fine for me. Man is born to lead the family especially women.. why the hell Rock is not realize that ?? Dia dah digunakan oleh sie Blue. Wherever Blue goes.. he follows. If he want to show his so-called "romanticness" to his girfriend.. jangan sampai that girl "pijak kepala" dia. Lelaki perlu tegas.



From the conversation goes between Dickhead and Me. I realised that Rock is getting... uh what to say arr.... lamest ? Maybe... Moron? Not really.. Pathetic? Yup.. I know he wants to be loved by a woman.. but duh! Blue is like a "mistress". Rock is like Lembu dicucuk hidung. "Obeyed" nearly everything Blue wants. Ape Rock nie dah terkena Nasi Kangkang ke?...


Jeeezzzzz !!!!

7 comments:

~Yiang As Ever~ said...

check out the latest Hot Mag... Blue say she takde bf worr..!!

Aziya said...

So what... Rock is kinda a "scandal" thing to her...? Duh ! pathetic Rock... I think she's lie.

~Yiang As Ever~ said...

haha btw, rmmber as muzik@ria? rock pun tolong carry manager dia punye handbag lor..bukan blue je kot. mayb its juz a sign of care =)

Aziya said...

Eh.. when? .. last time i go Muzik @ Ria was January this year.. no signs of Blue.. because Rock and all of anak ayam are walking together out to the gate.

Eh whose manager ar?? his or hers mngr.??.. if hers.. that's sucks... Ingat Rock Indonesian maid ke?

If his mngr... cannot say one... sssshhhhh..... LOL ROFL

~Yiang As Ever~ said...

no lahh rock punye manager la.. hehe.. im not saying abt blue tu =)whats ROFL ah? dulu pun i penah nampak rock carry his manager's bag... =) mayb he juz dont like walking with nothing on his hands kot..

ella medusa said...

yeah..whateva..but for me..if the rock wanna show his gentleman pun..tengfok tempat la...hmm..ntahla..yg psl dia penah carry manager dia nyer bag..itu tak dapat la den nak nolong..ko nie pun yiang..mcm tak tau lak saper itu manager pd dia..bukankah....#$%^^& dia?klu tak wat..mau kena screammmm..hahahaha

Aku A-Z-Z-U said...

after reading the bitch next door trilogy, now i know why ur comment in my blog sounds so angry aziya..sabar2.. i guess some men can't see how absurd and stupid and ludicrous and foolish and laughable they are with handbags on their shoulders. handbags and men can't go together! it's like eating ice cream with sambal! duh!

btw..i'm quite confuse with the real identity of ROCK..is it who i think it is? hurm..