I don't know about you guys..... Today me and my best buddy memang merancang nak tgk. wayang... my plan is to watch Dreamgirls tapi that film belum ditayangkan kat TGV Bukit Raja so i decided to watch Norbit. For your information.... seats utk watch Norbit nie "full house" okay... yang row depan sekali pun penuh... and i'm quite lucky to reserve the tickets over phone call dari terpacak kat barisan with full crowds....
Sinopsis filem nie simple.... Norbit (Eddie Murphy) nie orphan who was raised by chinese man Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy)..... and Norbit ada best friend nama Kate.. but bila hub. baru nak berbunga-bunga cinta Kate dah di ambil keluarga angkat..... Then bila masuk sekolah.... Norbit telah di buli oleh sepasang kembar dan telah di selamatkan oleh Rasputia (Eddy Murphy)... then both become couple and married.... Rasputia ada 2 abang dan satu adik lelaki who are "Bullier Trio".. then Norbit rasa his life kira dah perfect..... (on the movies u can see beberapa adegan Norbit and Rasputia in the mode of xxxxxx)
One day Norbit found that Rasputia is "spanking" with her dance instructor (play by Marlon Wayans) ..... tapi Norbit masih belum dapat "lepas" dari Rasputia..... Then one day when Norbit buat puppet show for orphan kids.... Kate datang balik... then hubungan diorang pun "heat'... baik
the rest of it.. you all tgk sendiri....
Tapi FYI... kat US, this film is rated PG-13 for crude & sexual humor, some nudity, and language. Tapi yang herannya why kat malaysia this film is classified as "U" for general viewer?.... I was quite shame lar when the parents bring their kids to watch this movie tadi....
what the kids will think when they saw "honeymoon scene"????? Rasputia with sexy-Goddamn flub ass dress jumps or better say CRUSH over Norbit like pathetic Superman and the bed destroyed?.... i bet the kids will think "maybe my parents spanking each other like that when their newly married" ... the parents maybe laugh at it.... but aren't kids think the scene were horrified?? especially male kids???
One thing i hate most is "FATISM over fat women" ... okay... honestly Rasputia look horrible to me... but real fat women is not like that.... with see through titties... it's suck!!!!!!!! and it does chuckles me a bit when water theme park guard asked Rasputia "are you wearing any panties mam?" .... Seriously i think that is too much.....
And not forget the scene when Rasputia and her dance instructor were having sex..... You will not forget the sex position in the scene because it was horrifying to see adding with the instructor naked "whillie" when encounter with Norbit and the scene dialogged were ................................................................................... damn. I bet all fat ladies out there including me are like "nauseating" when see these horrible "custard" ....
For those who had watch... remember these two P.I.M.P ? i guess they role as "Bapak ayam" to seek a whore @ pelacur kira menjadi.... very sempoi and yeah.... they love to pronounced women as "Bitch" .... the scene at the church really tickles me....
Some scene were really funny.. like when Norbit belajar naik basikal, when Rasputia naik the "water slide" become "bikini torpedo" and landing on child's pool (oh sure i don't want to naik the water slide after seen that scene), oh ya the scene when Mr. Wong is throw the whale spear to Rasputia's ass.....
if you asked me about rating for this movies.... emm.. i guess i only can give C+...... i don't know why.... it contains a lot of black humor and NOT suitable for kids..... how come LPFN allow this film to be viewed by kids.... jeezz...... and yeah not forget... the film is 60% funny and the rest..... is crap !!!!!!!!!!!
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