I think I'm sexually knowledgeble !!!!

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I'm 20 years old when i'm starting to confront a lots of sexuality questions from people around me. I don't know why. I'm not a gynacologist or sex/planned parenthood counselor to be exact. I'm just a medical laboratory student and still corny about medical terms yadda...yadda..

I admit i'd read a lots of book about sexual revolutions, disease, disease preventation, religions thoughts, kama sutra and future effects of sex. Because i find that sex is a beautiful thing. It's like a priceless art. A painter have to mastering their skills to create a "long live" masterpiece. Same as sex, you will have to practise just to master the sexual skill.

I live in a rent house with 6 girls in 2002. Three girls are students and the rest are working. One day, all of us sit together having a dinner party because all the working girls will getting married and lives somewhere else. Then suddenly the conversations getting "saucy"...

"Isskkk.... aku tak sedialah nak lalui bendalah tue first night. I don't want to get early pregnancy.... macam kena paksa jer." Mourned one of the girls.

"Eh.... sex is not only just about making babies you know. It will make your relationship become intimate. Sex is a good thing" I explain to her.

"Eh... what's good thing having sex on the first night. You will feel tired after "bersanding".. then you have to "terkangkang" on the first night. Then feel the fucking pain after getting your cherry popped. Well that's just rude !!!!!!" She stressed

Hahaha... she gives me her strongest point on how the first night might/will give her "disaster" conditions. She said the "first night" thing it's a tradition thing. It gives advantage only for man. Not for both pleasures.

Millions of adults still having sex the way cave men and women did in Stone age. Many people still derailed by sexual myths. In sexual matters, trusting your instincts can often lead to problems. In the end, by letting trial and error become the teacher of last resort.

And when that happens, not unexpectedly, couples can often make serious mistakes — such as becoming pregnant when partners don’t intend to be, or catching a sexually transmitted disease, or, at the very least, having a less-than-satisfactory sex life, or going through their entire life never having terrific sex.

"Hem... i think i will ask him to pullout and ejaculated it out of me. That might work." She continued

"That will not work babe," I against her

"Or maybe.. i'll lift one of my leg high to the wall.. hoping all the sperm get out from my vagina after having sex and I'll deuche it everyday so the sperm will die" she trying to convinced me.

"Hahahah..... What the fuck, you want to die izzit ????" I laugh.

I don't agree about pullout/withdrawal technique. Because, before a man ejaculates, his penis releases some liquid (called Cowper’s fluid, because the Cowper’s gland produces it), which serves as a lubricant to help the sperm go up the shaft of the penis. Any sperm that may not have been ejaculated during the man’s previous orgasms may be picked up by the Cowper’s fluid.

Although that number is less than the millions of sperm in the ejaculate, how many sperm does an egg require for fertilization?

One goddam fast one.

Because of Cowper’s fluid, a man may deposit sperm inside a woman’s vagina before he has an orgasm. That’s why the pullout, or withdrawal, method does not work as a means of preventing pregnancy.

I hate to be a voice of doom. But i don't think condom will be the perfect human "sexual" saviour anymore. Just because their waterproof, elastic and durable. It doesn't mean it can't give side effects.

First, dry dusting powders are applied to latex condoms before packaging to prevent the condom from sticking to itself when rolled up (e.g Talc and Cornstarch). Talc is known to be toxic if it enters the abdominal cavity (i.e. via the vagina). Cornstarch is generally believed to be safe, however some researchers have raised concerns over its use.

Second Nitrosamines, which are potentially carcinogenic in humans,[1] are believed to be present in a substance used to improve elasticity in latex condoms.[2] A 2001 review stated that humans regularly receive 1,000 to 10,000 times greater nitrosamine exposure from food and tobacco than from condom use and concluded that the risk of cancer from condom use is very low.[3] However, a 2004 study in Germany detected nitrosamines in 29 out of 32 condom brands tested, and concluded that exposure from condoms might exceed the exposure from food by 1.5- to 3-fold.

Finally, Nonoxynol-9 was once believed to offer additional protection against STDs (including HIV) but recent studies have shown that, with frequent use, nonoxynol-9 may increase the risk of HIV transmission.[4] The World Health Organization says that spermicidally lubricated condoms should no longer be promoted. However, they recommend using a nonoxynol-9 lubricated condom over no condom at all.[5] As of 2005, nine condom manufacturers have stopped manufacturing condoms with nonoxynol-9, Planned Parenthood has discontinued the distribution of condoms so lubricated,[6] and the Food and Drug Administration has proposed a warning regarding this issue.[7]

Few weeks ago, my best friend ask me if there is other way to make the the first sexual intercouse less painful. I tell her if the virgin female able to loosen her vagina muscle (in Malay = tak mau kemut ;p). The pain of hymen's breakage will be less painful or maybe they didn't feel it after all. Vagina is able to strech as bigger as newborn baby's shoulders. Both partners have to trust each other... i'm sure they gonna have a terrific sexual intercourse ever ;)

Last Sunday, i'd pay a short visit to my long time friend's wedding (without taking any breakfast in the morning). I was there just to say congratulations to her and declined her offer to eat some foods. When i return home.. i start eating the mee goreng like crazy. My dad feels weired about it.

Dad: Nak.... pegi kenduri orang, tapi tak makan. Apa cer ?????

Me: Malu lah makan sorang-sorang !!!!!

Dad: Baik ikut abah pegi kenduri kahwin tadi... Ini balik rumah kebuluran...

So readers, this is my "yesterday" face photo. Very kontrol ayukan??? Sebelum datang sana, i ambil masa setengah jam semata-mata nak pilih warna baju kurung supaya tak jadi boria pengantin. Alih-alih ter"boria" jugak dengan baju pengantin.... Hampeh !!!!!

Selamat pengantin baru to Hawa Madihah and her hubby. Semoga berbahagia hingga akhir hayat.